Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Consideration? You're kidding right?

Den of the Beastly Bear

Hi Folks!

On time today! Yay!

On time, but PISSED OFF!!!
(warning foul language ensues)

I went in to work early again today (only 2 left thank God!), and having not a lot of time at home, I thought I'd stop on my way up and grab me something quick for breakfast.

Now I'm not big on ANY of the fast food chain's breakfasts...and last time I tried subs I was involved in an armed robbery. I thought I'd whip into the Taco Bell drive-through and try one of their new AM Steak Crunchwraps, as they were highly recommended by one of my buddies at work.

So, you have to drive past the restaurant to get to the entrance. As I did so I noticed someone I knew already in the drive through, one car behind the car placing their order.

I pull into the plaza parking lot, maneuver my way to the drive through entrance, come around the corner and there the same two cars sit, not having moved at all!

I roll down my window, in preparation of placing my own order and this is what I overhear:

"Ok, on that burrito I want light lettuce, no beans, light cheese....did I say steak? And sour cream, I want two...last time I asked for two and I only got one...
I want a Taco Salad, double meat, no cheese, no tomatoes...."
And on, and on, and on....

Every. Single. Thing. She ordered had to be "special"

It took her 10 min. from the time I PULLED UP to get her order placed. No telling how long she was there before I pulled up!

The person in front of me? "Breakfast burrito and a med. Diet"

Me? "AM Steak crunchwrap and a med. Diet Dew" 

It took another 10 min. to fill her "Special order", then she forgot to ask for sauces!!! GRRRRRrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

20 min. in Taco Bell Drive-through, at 10:30 in the morning?!?!? UNACCEPTABLE!!!

Look, I've got no problem with you getting your food the way you like it! I want MY food the way I like it...

Here's the thing though:
Have some Fucking consideration for the people behind you!

If you've got a big order and every God damn thing you order HAS to be special...

Take your lazy, inbred, knuckle dragging, mouth breathing, stupid fucking ass inside to place your order!!! And keep your white trash, redneck, blue smoking 1987 Olds Delta 88 piece of shit "hooptie" out of the God damn drive-through!!!

The drive through is designed for those on the go, with places to go and things to do!!! Not so your lazy ass doesn't have to get out of the car while you give your laundry list of specialty items!

Cousin to these inconsiderate pieces of shit are the assholes that pull up to the drive-through menu to contemplate!!!

Are you kidding me???

It's McDonald's for Fucks sake!!! The menu hasn't changed since 1973 (Barring limited time offerings)!!!

When you made the decision to pull into McDonald's, did you REALLY have no fucking idea what you wanted? Really?!?
Are you a fucking Moron?!?

I swear to God, if I'm ever arrested for pulling some dipshit out of their car and beating them to'll be one of these people!

And they'll coin a new phrase for it, they'll call it "Drive-through Rage"! 

I'll plead temporary insanity...and no jury in the world will convict me!


Ok, it's been 5 hours now...I'm calming down...slowly.

Hope you're all having a peaceful idiot free day!

Be Well Folks!

This is why I'm a Beastly Bear


  1. The only way to have an idiot free day is to stay home...alone...and that's not guaranteed!
    And the laundry list special order through the drive through people? Oh yes, you'll get off Scott free because NO ONE gotz time for dat shit!
    Hope your day got better.

    1. True Jo! I was doing a slow boil let me tell ya!
      Some days are more idiot free than others, but I HATE when it STARTS with dealing with idiots!
      It has gotten better, Thanks!

  2. OMG I feel your pain!!!!! People today are so self absorbed and selfish that they don't care about anyone else as long as they get what's theirs. I experienced something akin to this years ago at the Dairy Queen in the town I was living at in Washington State. People behind that obnoxious cretin were honking their horns and screaming out their windows, us included, but they didn't care. It was well over 20 minutes they were at the window changing their order, asking for more crap.....unreal.

    1. I was at the screaming out the window point! I partially blame the Taco Bell Staff for not having her pull up out of the way to await her "special order"! They're getting paid to deal with her stupidity! I, on the other hand am not!!!

  3. Shit like that drives me insane too!

  4. Funny shit (your rant) but you are dead right. That is why I loved my NYC Deli's in the morning, if you did not know exactly what you wanted right away, the counter guy would just wave you away and take the next order. I had to rehearse my order before my turn as you only had a few seconds to get it out.

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    1. Thanks Joeh, always happy to see a new face!!! I don't always loose my mind...but every now and then... LOL
      Love Deli's and places like that, get in, conduct your business, get mucking around!!! Lol
      Thank GG for me! Come back any time! :-)

  6. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Were you channeling Mimi when you wrote this post???? I LOVE IT! I don't however love the morons of whom you speak. I'm with you, they can tote their asses inside ESPECIALLY when they've got multiple orders and ALL of those orders are "special!" It's fast food not let's wait in line while you order an 8 course fucking meal. Omg.. Great post.